Dentistry is serious work. We want to share with you the humorous side of our job.
Here are a few of our favorite jokes.
Tell us your favorite!
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“Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”
-Johnny Carson
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The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. “No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered, “No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.” “I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?” Mr. Smith turned to his wife Sue. “Show him, honey.”
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.
-Steven Wright
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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. “Now, young man,” asked the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?” “Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster.
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Q: What time was the Vampire’s dentist appointment?
A: Tooth-Hurty
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Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
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Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
He was already taking out a tooth.
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“I came in to make an appointment with the dentist.” said the man to the receptionist.” “I’m sorry sir.” she replied. “He’s out right now, but…” “Thank you.” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again ?”
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